Is there an Instagram Savior?
I wish you could unfollow people on Instagram and then it would notify you that it’s safe to follow again after they’ve returned home from their tour of Asheville, NC.
I feel like I just went to the mall for a sweater and got stuck in a god damn flash mob.
twist that knife
A particularly bold Alex Trebek just threw SHADE at a contestant … call me crazy, but if homegirl’s already $1800 in the red, and then she gives a 5-syllable word answer for the “4-syllable words” category, responding to her with “Boo Hiss” is probablyyy not needed
fat kid life
Remember that time last night when I sat on a couch and it broke immediately thereafter?