ma’am you are talking TOO LOUDLY– homeless person, to me, from down the block, around mission and 18th, Tuesday night around 11 PM. my life has reached a new low.
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“Casimir Pulanski Day” - Sufjan...
When Joe Biden was a Senator I accidentally walked in on him while he was in the...– Nicest Celebrity you’ve ever met? : AskReddit This thread is great. (via joemuto)
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I could on several levels support a chumbawumba theme party
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Karen Klein, the Greece N.Y. bus monitor, Anthony... →
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via The Onion
I’m a pretty exciting guy– mike bierman, international man of modesty, re: his tuesday night plans to reorganize his fidelity investment accounts
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Note to self: never move to Minnesota
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it’s always something in Florida
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This is kind of like that time that my mom thought I had coworkers whose role at google was manually adding everything that makes up the search index
via kelsium: There is a blog called Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn. I repeat: there is a blog called Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn. The Internet is closed.
“Whatever I fear” - Toad the Wet...
For unadulterated mindless trash, you probably won’t find anything better...– Gawker: “Oh God Dallas What Are You Doing”
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Wait, what.: I honestly can’t understand how I... →
my sentiments exactly via whydoihaveablog: I honestly can’t understand how I hate doing laundry so much. “Doing laundry” in 2012 just means dropping things into machines that do all the work and it’s still overwhelming to me. When I was little, I wanted to be Pocahontas when I grew up. Can you imagine if I got my wish? Can you imagine if…
i am a silent stalker…of internet prey– julia, who else