i hope you die in a plane crash …. i hope your first born baby die– woman on the street when we did not give her $ for the bus
me: FYI i'm still full from chick fil a
Oliver: i hope the ex you hate the most wins the lottery tonight
Oliver: and proposes to your best friend
me: that would be kind of hilarious actually
philk said: you have no idea. have you ever been to, like, wisconsin? In fact no, I have not been to Wisconsin.
my only real observation of chicago thus far
The creepily high proportion of white people in the Midwest always really throws me for a loop
'Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody' -... →
This feels like a late-night Duke C-2 bus singalong, except one guy rather than 50 freshmen, and also except a cop car instead of a C-2 bus.
Getting out of bed on a Monday
pretty much! via whatshouldwecallme:
'If Duke played the Taliban, I'd pull for Taliban'... →
That’s a big lava lamp, congratulations.– Mitt Romney, admiring a desk decoration at Google Chicago (via david)
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50 Things Real Adults Do That I Don’t Do « Thought... →
pretty much all of these except #44 and $19. oh and I guess #30; I have some nice ish sandals.
whatshouldwecallme: Everyone else: Me:
Realizing its only Wednesday
The calculus of consent? | Marginal Revolution →
Ultimate Southern Food Bracket | Garden and Gun →
of course there is a real website called Garden & Gun