a setting or feature on twitter that allows you to default your tweets as protected (or, conversely, unprotected) and then select specific tweets to be viewed by the general public (or, conversely, only by your followers)? go go gadget twitter connection developers! (yea yea someone’s probably already thought of this before, but does it actually exist yet? is the question.) There are...
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Testosterone and risk.
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today's sign of the apocalypse
a dc-themed st. patrick’s day commercial from our local CW station featuring president o’bama …
don’t get me wrong, I do really like st patrick’s day (what’s not to love about it? and as a redhead named molly I’m as Irish as they come…ostensibly, at least) but there is something communist-like and cult-ish (almost to the point of being creepy) to me about everyone walking around wearing green that said, do you really have to be the douche who wears red or...
Stuart: i dislike today because there's no holiday celebrating other ethnic groups like, why the irish and not the jews?
me: yall have a whole slew of holidays!
Stuart: those are religious holidays. where is the holiday where non-jews celebrate us? the thing is, everyone celebrates st. patrick's day. or can. only jews celebrate our religious holiday. there should be a day where everyone walks around with glasses or something. or they get scolded Jewish-grandmother style
me: maybe you just need to drink more to get a holiday. load up on that maneschewitz (sp?)
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so true! lay off! (via thepursuit:rulesformyunbornson)
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64. Once again, it’s time for the timeless piece of advice concerning that most valuable of all your possessions, your bracket: Nobody cares.
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not sure what to think of the fact that he found time to do this before I did…
the census was so anticlimactic
only like 3 questions, for crying out loud, two of which were (1) age and (2) date of birth what is that about! hey america, how come you don’t want to know more about my life?
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