I have a knack for turning on Home Alone 2 in the...
via haygirlhay: Always and forevs, Marv. conclusive analogy: this scene : home alone 2 :: “Buzz…your girlfriend…woof!” : home alone 1
I think we have similar refrigerator situations. Our freezer has about 10...– quite the gem of an email, brought to my inbox (and now to you) by LA-PU
michaelikesit asked: Loved that AD post, didn't mean to snub you on a reblog, sometimes I need to have pics and text as opposed to a headline. but great post
No regrets,” that’s my motto. That, and “everybody wang chung...– Out Cold
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via thebluthcompany: More examples that demonstrate how awesome this show was.
christmas lights in CL2-244
KAYAK Explore - see where you can go for how much →
interesting map tool from Kayak that allows you to input your location, price, and time frame … it lets you know where you can go given your constraints
Wall Street, investment bankers, and social good →
via alexainslie: “… The other important role of the banking industry, historically, has been to finance the growth of vital industries, including railroads, pharmaceuticals, automobiles, and entertainment. “Go back and pick any period in time,” John Mack, the chairman of Morgan Stanley, said to me recently. “Let’s go back to the tech boom. I guess it got on its feet in the late eighties, with...
Upcoming things for which I am thankful / excited
San Francisco Spazmatics concert Thursday night at Maggie’s in North Beach (they have moved on from playing exclusively in East Bay/Walnut Creek over to greener pastures aka near-ish to me) Christian Lander of Stuff White People Like and Whiter Shades of Pale fame is speaking at Google on Friday the place where I do my laundry temporarily lost 1 bundle of my clothes (but it has been...
other highlights and lowlights of Mike & Nancy's...
1. Spotting Sergey Brin playing beach volleyball with his toddler son my dad’s arguably-louder-than-necessary (given that we were likely within earshot) announcement that he had just spotted Brin as if it were a child spotting Mickey Mouse while at Disney Land. (I mean, the guy does work there.) a similar announcement / observation about how Brin’s son Benji is one of the richest...
Take my parents to work day
Mom to rando googler at our lunch table: What do you do here?
Rando googler: I work on Chrome.
Mom, puzzled: What is that?
Rando googler: It's our browser.
Mom, still puzzled: What is that?
Dad: It's their "Internet Explorer." Except they don't want you to call it that.
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via paularosine: SIDE A (FIESTA) ART VS. SCIENCE — “PARLEZ VOUS FRANCAIS?” SLEIGH BELLS — “CROWN ON THE GROUND” MISFITS — “WHERE EAGLES DARE” RA RA RIOT — “BOY” LOS SAICOS — “DEMOLICION” HANNIBALISM! — “THE TRUTH SHALL MAKE YOU FREE” MADONNA — “INTO THE GROOVE” YEASAYER — “O.N.E.” THE ROOTS — “WALK ALONE” CEE LO GREEN — “F*** YOU” TOM WAITS — “NEW COAT OF PAINT” SIDE B (ANTI-FIESTA) ...
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Currently watching ill make a man out of you in mandarin sung by jackie chan.– true confessions by Leslie Pfeiffer
"friends don't let friends drink alone": winefest...
misleadingly composed I tried peddling AdWords to this balloon artist at some point … (I will be marrying Jim the Shiner Bock Beer guy) also, I now own 2 tubes of Shiner Bock chapstick no really, this is how excited we were for the shiner table we also found the guy who ate the infamous pizza in She’s All That 2 thumbs up!!??… …or something like that.
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ummm amazing map tool that shows how far you can get from point A in a given amount of time
Becca: there's also the smallest midget I've ever seen
me: take a pic???!
Becca: literally would come up Tommy knees.
Becca: too far away and dark
me: go creep?
Becca: *to my
Becca: oh wait nevermind
Becca: it's a toddler.
i hope he has 10 siblings!– Julia, on my future husband’s family, because she is jealous I only have to buy Christmas presents for like 2 people
Jed Whedon - “Gravity Rides...