December 2009
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irrational pet peeves
when there is only one clue left on the jeopardy board when time runs out and they can’t take thirty fucking seconds to answer it.
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November 2009
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family christmas shopping
mom: do you think [dad] might like a telescope?
me: strangely, yes.
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synecdoche:
wilco - heavy metal drummer
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thepursuit:
uprightcitizens:
raptoravatar:
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and who can blame her?
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(818): So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said “supposably” and “irregardless” within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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Tips for a Better Life
brettjohn:
by Miguel Migs 1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. 3. Sleep for 7 hours. 4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy. 5. Play more games. 6. Read more books than you did the previous year. 7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy...
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(314): i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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copycats:
Maps - Arcade Fire originally by Yeah,...
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“I’m a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.”
– Buster Bluth. (via hashtaghashtag)
suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?
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all the right moves // one republic
kind of...
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copycats:
Human by Robbie Williams originally by...
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Watchcopycats:
“The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” - Neil Young originally by Will Smith (posted by sometimesagreatnotion)
This might just be the best cover I have ever posted. Neil Young played this last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and the universe was complete.
ETA: Man, I’m going to start having to basically add a P.S. to every post I make on here from now on! Yes, of course, I am well...
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i’ve always loved this song! good choice...
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Facebook group suspected in ‘ginger' assault |... →
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go it alone // beck
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i want you to // weezer
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“I love those kinds of gifts! i told Alex that i wanted a personalized mouse pad...”
– julia foran, reacting to my dad having bought my mom an electric can opener for christmas one year
(julia, my life will be complete if I ever achieve half the level of coolness you possess)
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hall and oates auto reblog
jasontheexploder:
redpajamas:
I once dated a guy who came to see Hall and Oates with me and during their encore of “Your Kiss Is On My List” I told him his kiss was on my list and tried to kiss him and he pushed me off him and called me a drunk. You know how some people claim they can pinpoint the exact moment they know it will never work? That was my moment.
Isn’t “being drunk at a Hall and...
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oh glorious thursday
paperempire:
I have one measly 150 word blackboard post left to do this week, and in the meantime I’m watching the sky turn dark over fire-escape-laced buildings with all the lights off and sorting through pictures on the first role of film I’ve gotten developed in months. results here soon.
god damn, I do not miss blackboard
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“btw
you totally remind me of claudia kishi now
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‘she refuses to wear...”
– my friend donna. claud was ALWAYS the best member of the bsc, so this is the highest form of compliment possible. (via mariellie)
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i always hated claudia kishi because she didn’t know how to spell
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questions
does anyone know how exactly twitter verifies its celebrity accounts?
mint.com, do you seriously think the $88 I spent at the Virginia ABC store this past Friday should be categorized as “groceries”?
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“Molly, do you have any ideas for Christmas gifts for you? Your mother is asking...”
– email from my dad
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“Does it make you sick when you look in the mirror to see how handsome you are...”
– Zach Galifianakis to Jon Hamm
(via srsly)
(via princessl)
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she wolf // shakira
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