As a child (age maybe 5-6?, as I’m sure my handwriting reflected), I used to sneak those card inserts out of magazines while I was waiting at the grocery store checkout counter, fill them out at home, check the “bill me later” box, and put them in the mailbox. Should come as no surprise that my parents were often getting some unexpected new subscriptions
i am wearing the michael kors booties where you helped me pick out the color (ie, not black), and i’m being so unproductive bc i’m staring at them on my feet and really appreciating how pretty the tan color is.
the “Shit Girls Say” email to end all “Shit Girls Say” emails.
(this was the whole body of the email. no subject.)
“In truth, there were advantages to having a lousy team. If you go to Duke, everyone assumes you’re an asshole, and basketball is too important to spend time proving them wrong. But football gave you a chance to prove you were able to be self-deprecating, a vaguely human trait.”—Scenes From Duke Football’s Joyride - The Triangle Blog - Grantland
A particularly bold Alex Trebek just threw SHADE at a contestant … call me crazy, but if homegirl’s already $1800 in the red, and then she gives a 5-syllable word answer for the “4-syllable words” category, responding to her with “Boo Hiss” is probablyyy not needed
“I love women who are bosses and who don’t constantly worry about what their employees think of them. I love women who don’t ask, “Is that OK?” after everything they say. I love when women are courageous in the face of unthinkable circumstances, like my mother when she was diagnosed with stage IV pancreatic cancer. Or like Gabrielle Giffords writing editorials for the New York Times about the cowardice of Congress regarding gun laws and using phrases like “mark my words” like she’s Clint Eastwood.”—Lena Dunham Interviews Mindy Kaling | Movies News | Rolling Stone