txtsfrmlstnght:

(850): i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails…real world here i come

themattsmith:

mercurypdx:

holdens:

scrambledmeggs:

(via filmvisuality)

Cutting Crew

langer:

“Dance Dreams (Lady GaGa vs. Eurythmics)”, by Divide & Kreate

This is basically the biggest thing to happen to music since the Beatles played Ed Sullivan.

thanks, I think?

so I concede that I joke about how I am “getting old” because I don’t do exciting stuff like go out on Tuesday nights anymore (this has been replaced by Jeopardy! and a 10pm bedtime), but this is a bit much if you ask me

mitochandrea:

green man shows up at duke exhibition game, purposely loses a game of musical chairs at halftime so that he can do a charlie dance in the middle of the court.

my school FTW.

lightswitch cover + outgoing mail rack + key hook

from moma store

i want this

whitewhine:

Ugh, not another week of Teen Jeopardy! these questions are so easy even Trebek looks bored.

-Whine by Steven

so true

doinwork:

babyastronauts:

cuteness in the workplace

Burn!

synecdoche:

inothernews:

kbcdefg:

meltinyourmouth:(via here)

I’m dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GENIUS.

The 15 Stupidest Products Of All Time: The Final List (VIDEO, PHOTOS)

thank you to erika manderscheid for this gem of a link

fuckyeahad:

Lucille: I’ll have the “Ike and Tina Tuna”.
Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

copycats:

Cecilia by Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
originally by Simon & Garfunkel
(posted by bunkercomplex)

Robbing a bank is as simple as putting pen to paper. Here are actual demand notes used in successful and unsuccessful unarmed bank robberies - - accompanied by a photo of each robber and appended with details about the robbery itself.

a typical wednesday night in the life of kevin thompson
0:08 is him jumping and hitting his hand on the fan blade